tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53870402011-04-22T13:13:12.117+10:00the blog of a life-timethe rants that saved my lifeLauranoreply@blogger.comBlogger1371100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1096456398731159392004-09-29T21:13:00.000+10:002004-09-29T21:14:52.126+10:00if the crap that passes as music doesn't quite do it for you Audi-oh.com may have a solution for you!!!
seriously - how do people come up with this stuff??
a vibrator that plugs into your discman or ipod !!!!!
Brilliant when you think about it :p
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1094113163850474982004-09-02T18:19:00.000+10:002004-09-02T18:19:23.850+10:00The Empty Bowl - The Definitive Source For All Your Cereal News if you love cereal - this is the goLauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1092644491947929602004-08-16T18:21:00.000+10:002004-08-16T18:21:31.946+10:00Joan of Arcadia - TV Series - TV Tome
this is the best site i've found in ages... and Joan of Arcadia had replaced Buffy as y favourite tv show - ven if they don't show it in Australia and i have to keep downloading it.
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1084617455063362172004-05-15T20:15:00.000+10:002004-05-15T20:37:35.063+10:00Check this out dudes..the royal wedding
Matty and I went to fed square this morning and hung out with some very enthusiastic Danish folk and watching the wedding of Mary of tasmania and Prince frederick of Denmark.
I do love a good fairy tale.
I had a coffee this morning also. Which I hardly ever do and I paid for it. I was speeding off my head for like 5 hours. All bejiggerty and nauseous.Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1084182463206282962004-05-10T19:24:00.000+10:002004-05-10T19:47:43.206+10:00this is my new blog.
and by new i mean pink.
i have a headache.
but other than that.. nothing much new
work is still work. home is still home.
its all good.
i have a rant sitting just below the surface..... so i think i'll be writting more soon
going to watch he survivor finally now
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1078349988372024082004-03-04T07:39:00.000+10:002004-03-04T07:42:43.576+10:00well its been a while since i blogged.
no good reason, just haven't been in the mood.
I'm late for work today.. due to some over sleeping and a certain husband with time managements issues.
Moomba is this weekend...
I'm at work and i have no real desiret o share at this moment.
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1073047535315968162004-01-02T22:45:00.000+10:002004-01-02T22:47:09.123+10:00First just so you know.... I'm listening to the Cure (pornography to be precise)....A sure fire sign that everything is NOT a-ok.
I don't know how many times I have said this but I really hate people.
cept Matt and my dogs
ok so I don't really hate everyone, I'm just upset
how the fuck does this shit happen when I'm 27 years old and 10 years out of high school?!?
I got a call from a friend Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1072139621062966692003-12-23T10:33:00.000+10:002003-12-23T10:35:01.216+10:00sadly my heart is not filled with love and humanity as this very moment in time
i wish it was.
i think i'm being stalked by the secret family.
they just keep calling and calling and calling and calling
and i'm jsut not answering and not answering and not answering
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP STALKING ME!!!
i've had a shitty week,.
just all sorts of fucking stupid crap going on.
blablabablabal
so Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1070502402971234642003-12-04T11:46:00.000+10:002003-12-04T11:47:38.013+10:00ARGHHHHHHHHH
i think i'm becoming homocidal..... which is unfortunate coz i really don't want to be such an angry little monkey - or go to gaol (notice old english non american version of spelling)
fricking work sucks ass...
my break is in 1 hour and 15 minutes.....
have lots of things on this weekend...
Christopher's band SUPERCEDE is playing at the Terminus hotel on friday night at 10pmLauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1069802567048523522003-11-26T09:22:00.000+10:002003-11-26T09:23:31.840+10:00i am at work. and i really don't want to be here... i'm thinking of running away.
i should prolly look and see when my break is.
hmmm
i have developed a thing for ribena and apples.
first i drink ribena then i eat an apple.
then i'm happy!
hey did you know that ribena is made by glaxo smith kline?!?! how weird is that?
i wonder if it has anything to do with the vitamin C
also did you Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1069545210636600552003-11-23T09:53:00.000+10:002003-11-23T09:54:09.950+10:00guess what my new favourite song is???
Love bites by Def leopard
its the best song and I can't believe I haven't listened t it over and over and over again before!!
so anyway,
bloggin hasn't been very high on my list of things to do.. but I might put it back up there... I think I missed it.
have been getting lots of things done lately....
after we got back from Perth I decided to get busy Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1068024008717346692003-11-05T19:20:00.000+10:002003-11-05T19:20:25.513+10:00hello monkeys!!!!
i just got bac from perth.
gee it was good to be back there... which was somewhat surprising seeing as usually i don't like perth that much
but i think i want to move bak there..
maybe
but as for now i'm going to wash some dishesLauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1065423482837423392003-10-06T16:58:00.000+10:002003-10-06T16:58:03.030+10:00well i've had it.
i've been really over the whole blogging thing...
but then again i've been pretty much over everything
everything is just soooooooo boring..
and to top it all off Matt won't let me move to Iceland!
how's them apples?
GRRRRRR
in other news....in an effort to keep my boredom at bay for at least 30 minutes a day.... I've started downloading TV shows from America.
luckily Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1063598947765640152003-09-15T14:09:00.000+10:002003-09-15T14:09:07.786+10:00How's this for typical of my surreal life :
I just went on my morning tea break - went down the street to get some Chinese take-away...
coming back into work and decided to take the lift. Pressed the little "I want a lift please" button.
there are two lifts.
one opened and someone came out....But I was near the other one.. And it started closing before I got there...
then someone came out Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1063273037765644382003-09-11T19:37:00.000+10:002003-09-11T19:37:17.693+10:00and this is the story of ....
i have no story.
work sux.
my house sux
and matt is off working in some far off distant lalala
but what i do have is a small and impressive box of records i bought at the markets.
here's the list:
the look(B) dressed 4 success / roxette
baby I don't care/ transvision vamp
when will I be famous/BROS
step by step(B) insturmental/ NKOTB
wild world(B) on and on/Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1062646634110385872003-09-04T13:37:00.000+10:002003-09-04T13:37:14.090+10:00bla bla bla bla bla bal
i'm sick.
i have yucky stomach flu thing...
feel sooooooooooo not good.
i just want to go home to my mum and be looked after..
matt is not really around much at the moment. he's working lots and stuff..
i've been feeling really lonely lately.
super big home sick feelings.
i have been doing that thing where you make secret plans to fix things
like just packing Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1062129717962872812003-08-29T14:01:00.000+10:002003-08-29T14:01:57.840+10:00having an absolute ASS hole of a day.
no acctal good reason for it.... just shitty with everyone and everything.
had a spack at Matt..
again not for any good reason.... i was just angry and he pissed me off..
actually he was half an hour later for dinner than he said he was going to be.. which isn't even what upset me... it doesn't really bother me.... i understand that things happen... and iLauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1062042929977785182003-08-28T13:55:00.000+10:002003-08-28T13:55:32.270+10:00i've so had it with today.
working more than 5 hours SUX ASS!@!!
i don't know how ppl do it.!
don't they know there is a whole world of better things to be doing!??!
no money is worth the trauma and generalARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that goes along with working full time
i'm so not made for this stuff
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1061950890016164372003-08-27T12:21:00.000+10:002003-08-27T12:21:30.020+10:00by life is very BEN LEE - a lot goes on, but nothing happens...
ummm can't even think of anything worth blogging about
this one time at band camp...
Oh wait.... Glenn came ofver on the weekend from Perth!!
i love glenn!
he's tops
we went to dinner with hima dn his mate Greg.
went to thalia thai - a place i love for its good food and cheap prices... oh and their chairs.
then we went to Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1061207665979031462003-08-18T21:54:00.000+10:002003-08-18T21:54:25.840+10:00there was a thing i wrote the other day about how much fun i had on Friday night, but i lost it and have been mad at the puta for a few days..
so anyway... friday night matt and I went to Sobar (ther are pics on the side link thingy).
there was a samba band and lots of cocktails....allow me to cut and paste:
*************************************************Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1060774192949275792003-08-13T21:29:00.000+10:002003-08-13T21:34:42.530+10:00mostly uneventful day.
i was going downstairs at my work in the elevator and i got in and was distracted momentarily and then went ' oh crap i'm stuck in the elevator?!?!?'
panic set in, i was starting to freak out and devising a plan of attack..none of the lights on the button wall were lit and the light that tells you what floor you're on wasn't lit....
PANIC
PANIC
PANIC>..
and then Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1060610841868198542003-08-12T00:07:00.000+10:002003-08-12T00:07:21.833+10:00i just got all teary.
i'm watching brides of Christ and sister paddy just died during the melbourne cup.
i love this series.
did i ever tell you about how i wanted to be a nun? mostly coz of watching Brides of Christ in my teens.
and I have to say that if i wasn't married and if i hadn't found matt i would have eventually gone into the convent....
it seems s weird to say....like i know so Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1060493210561030722003-08-10T15:26:00.000+10:002003-08-10T15:26:50.483+10:00the funniest thing just happened.
i was planning on this huge rant about how sad everything is about how too many choices and too much freedom can fuck youp and blbalbala
like a whole lot ok Poor Me...
and this was all while we were on the scooter scooting home from the markets....
the reason for the poor me was coz we had just gone to see Oxlem the perfume chick.
and i miss hanging out Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1060477572149280812003-08-10T11:06:00.000+10:002003-08-10T11:06:12.103+10:00sunday morning..
watching the rest of that movie So close!
its good. hong kong chick fighting movie... lots of guns and blood and stufff... and now in the last few scnese they crank up the hand to hand fighting and the swords....
Noice
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1060423101594971562003-08-09T19:58:00.000+10:002003-08-09T19:58:21.396+10:00just one more before i go....
check out hte link to some picd i took today of our trip around town. its the 9th sugust one.
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1060422964086118922003-08-09T19:56:00.000+10:002003-08-09T19:56:03.893+10:00ok that last post was actually from ages and ages ago... like about two hours...
its now bearly 8pm.... decided to stay home.
got out a few dvd's.
starting the evening off with Biggie & Tupac.
then we have 'Just married' - the ashton kutcher brittany murphy one.
'So close' is a flick about three kick ass kung fu chicks i think..
'stealing harvard' i have no idea what its about but it has Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1060422651362953912003-08-09T19:50:00.000+10:002003-08-09T19:50:51.190+10:00its S A T U R D A Y night
i think we're going to have cocktails at ginger...
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1060140537708158822003-08-06T13:28:00.000+10:002003-08-06T13:28:57.646+10:00i'm so freaking bored.
i have 40 minutes left of work and then i get to go whatever i want!
which i'm not sure i even have a clue about.
i don't feel like going home straight away...too much to do.
i might so to Mountain design or some such and buy some new thermals...
scootering is proving very fun but very cold in the mornings
we spelt in way to much this morning and i was about 25 Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1060073175764466172003-08-05T18:46:00.000+10:002003-08-05T18:46:15.616+10:00hello Mik!!
how cool is that pic?!?? i've made it my new background...
we got our tax return money today!
we did very very well.
paid off some outstanding debt and still have lots left over for a holiday!!
i want to go to QLD for a few weeks or a month....
live on a yacht and get all over sunburn.
:)
but firstly i am going to get that bag i so badly want.
oh i've been buying things onLauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1059999166248976852003-08-04T22:12:00.000+10:002003-08-04T22:12:46.226+10:00i have nothing to sayLauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1059901488060284172003-08-03T19:04:00.000+10:002003-08-03T19:04:48.020+10:00i have a whole bunch of whatever in my pocket.
we are currently sitting down watching some movie called the transporter.
i don't really want to watch it.... but i suspsect i will.
had a very varied day. as usual.
we did a few loads of washing
made some phone calls...
then we scootered over to the showgrounds again to check out the second day of the dog show.
yesterday hamish suggested Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1059876181196756962003-08-03T12:03:00.000+10:002003-08-03T12:03:01.183+10:00what time is love???
its 10.39am
on a sunday morning.... and i'm doing the laundry and watching a documentary about hacking with my very fantastic husband.
i'm having another one of thsoe I'm so happy in love moments....weekends even
yesterday was a very very perfect day.
got up early and we scootered into the docklands...had a coffee....BIG BIG MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!
i was all fucked up for Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1059651360359760462003-07-31T21:36:00.000+10:002003-07-31T21:36:00.343+10:00i just gave myself a french manicure.... its very shoddy
VERY shoddy.
oh well....can only get better
did a big grocery shop....it was fun.. matt and i were giggling the whole time..
it was like we had just moved out of home and this was our first shop. all we bought was dumb stuff like snack food and frozen veges.
we are so lazy.
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1059636275010899412003-07-31T17:24:00.000+10:002003-07-31T17:24:34.980+10:00i just had a lovely hot hot bath.... with juniper, ginger and spearmint oil
and i feel very *sigh with large amounts of feeling better*
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1059633024710918282003-07-31T16:30:00.000+10:002003-07-31T16:30:24.706+10:00i wanna be a texas ranger
live a life of sex and danger
deep sea diving
sixty-nine ing
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1059632997695256202003-07-31T16:29:00.001+10:002003-07-31T16:29:57.670+10:00Oowy goowy custard
Green maggot pie
Four dogs gizzards
And one cats eye
10 blood sandwiches
Coated on thick
All washed down
With a cup of cold sick!Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1059632978563774552003-07-31T16:29:00.000+10:002003-07-31T16:29:38.543+10:00Donald duck had a F$%K
Underneath the garbage truck.
Big truck
Got stuck
Better luck
Next F%$KLauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1059630460528492032003-07-31T15:47:00.000+10:002003-07-31T15:47:40.516+10:00I went to a chinese restraunt to get a loaf of bread I saw a man in red,
red, red and this is what he said.
"My name is Elvis presley, girls are sexy, chuck em' in the back seat
drinking pepsi, go to the movies suck some boobies. Da na na na na na
born babies!Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1059629992104894142003-07-31T15:39:00.000+10:002003-07-31T15:39:52.086+10:00you're the one that i love..hoo hoo hoo honey
hey do you remember that funny little ditty from back when you were little that went something like...
I went to a chinese resturant to buy a loaf of bread
can't rememebr the rest...
i have a big headache.
i think i'll go hae a nap and try to remember the ditty.
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1059382016751212722003-07-28T18:46:00.000+10:002003-07-28T18:46:56.580+10:00just got back from the puppy photographer..
it was soooo cool!
i am so getting an agent for the dogs.
i reckon Io is really going to be a supermodel!
the pics were amazing.
she looked so cool!
the calendar will be ready end of august!!
mmmmmm... matt is making me dinner. smells yum
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1059368300077674842003-07-28T14:58:00.000+10:002003-07-28T14:58:19.856+10:00can someone please PLEASE tell me the difference between a hit that the Hit counter would count and a referal that the referal thing counts?!?
why are they always different?
i don't understand
Can someone please please tell me?!?!
also, if you read my blogg, ie If you read this message...send me a note on the comment thing.
im dying of curiousity.
going to take the dogs out to be Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1059304035255326732003-07-27T21:07:00.000+10:002003-07-27T21:26:54.373+10:00and th final thing i have to whinge about for this evening is, just for a change, SMOKERS!
my friend Ricci, a truly gorgeous and talented and all round beautiful who i love to hang out with...has started smoking.
why? because her new b/f does.....
what would make a confident, intelligent beautiful girl take up smoking in her mid 20's in a time when almost every night there is a story about a Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1059303268510068332003-07-27T20:54:00.000+10:002003-07-27T20:54:28.336+10:00i have a whinge to have.
there is this absolutely mytherfucking ridiculous ad on tv for libra tampons.
firstly...tampons are the devils feminine hygiene product. playing on the mass produced ideal on womanly... but that's another story.
so its the ad where are are 3 B-boys...breakdancing to some crappy break beat....
anyway....they're sposed to represent the three volume sizes of their Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1059301647726688832003-07-27T20:27:00.000+10:002003-07-27T20:27:27.660+10:00ok.... i'm officially over the contents of my week gone by.... if it was worth writting about i would have made more of an effort to blogg..
ok. went and got icecream and chocolate.... cept once i got home all i wanted were the HOT POCKETS we got!
HOT POCKETS
its like the funnest food i ever forgot i ate!
mostly its all due to a Buffy flashback i was having....you know where andrew is Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1059295670266605072003-07-27T18:47:00.000+10:002003-07-27T18:47:50.123+10:00ok.wednesday.
Wednesday was my first day of part-time.
it rained.....a lot....so we didn't scoot into work. so i was 1/2 hour late. but no-one seemed to notice. or at least no one said anything
then at 2 i quietly packed up my things and left.
i think i'm going to love this job.
after work i went into the city to shop about.
decided i needed new cleanser.
now i've been a lancome girl Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1059295128723062052003-07-27T18:38:00.000+10:002003-07-27T18:38:48.623+10:00sunday lovely sunday
i like sunday.
we just back for scooting round.... went to ST kilda. its really really windy today.
i am just watching a dvd... Life, or something like it. it's a flick with angelina jolie.
it's not bad actually...
Matt thought it was going to be very chick flick -y s he's one to have a nap.
the puppies are all snuggled up...
ok. the movie is finished now.
i Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1058842378775140242003-07-22T12:52:00.000+10:002003-07-22T12:52:58.603+10:00at work. fifnally sitting at my own desk with my own phone and puta!!
have only taken 13 calls today..... but sent about 63 emails.. mostly all to melinda... my partner in call centre crime.
i have this fear that we are going to end up like those guys ont he snack stop commercial. we've already discussed getting empty cups connected with string to make little phone things....Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1058778580958243912003-07-21T19:09:00.000+10:002003-07-21T19:09:40.946+10:00no news....
nothing happened.
got up scooted to work. worked. scooted home via the baked potato shop.
now i'm waiting for big brother to start.
going to see Placebo morrow night.
that's about all i got for you.Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1058698890421054402003-07-20T21:01:00.000+10:002003-07-20T21:01:30.416+10:00ok check this out...
you know how i got a scooter the other day...
well this is from the owners manual:
Things not covered in this warranty:
B. (3) defects caused by external influences like coal smoke, bird shit, medicine.
hahahahahahahhahahha
ahahah
i laughed so hard i was crying!
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1058698706354995982003-07-20T20:58:00.000+10:002003-07-20T20:58:26.326+10:00i love gretel!!!
AND I LOVE DAN!
i was just crying coz it was soooo beautiful!
oh tear!
we went to the church fete down the road today..... got some totally tops baclava
yummo
Clea is being all grumbumbley
just a few moments ago she was sitting at my feet barking up a storm!
just barking at me and then pulling at my sleeve...if she was a kangaroo called skippy i'd know there were aliensLauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1058696491340050722003-07-20T20:21:00.000+10:002003-07-20T20:21:31.343+10:00watching big brother...
very excited to find out who is going to be evicted....
for those of you not on the east coast....
IT'S TIME TO GO... Daniel!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so this means..... THAT A GIRL IS GOING TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm a bit sad for Dan, but you just know that this is going to lead to big things for him.
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1058530328898301732003-07-18T22:12:00.000+10:002003-07-18T22:12:08.890+10:00I HAVE A SCOOTER
I HAVE A SCOOTER!!
yay!
My very very wonderful husband did a very very wonderful thing today!!
we have been having a bit of trouble with certain financial institution...
so i thought we wouldn't be getting the scooter til next week and i was totally bummed.
i had such a shitty day at work and was very very over the whole thing....
blablabla
then at about 4.30pm i rang Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1058440305009962172003-07-17T21:11:00.000+10:002003-07-17T21:11:45.003+10:00matt just pulled out a hair from his face and then then OUCH in surprise?!?!?
clea has some fluoro yellow fluff in her mouth that she's just ripped from the wings of her stuffed bird toy.
Io is sitting most contently in from of the heater....
and I am writting my blogg
we had dinner at this very cool little balinese resturant.
it was quite early for dinner like 6pm.....and the resturant Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1058421336192474682003-07-17T15:55:00.000+10:002003-07-17T15:55:36.000+10:00on a break....
matty didnt' go to work to day so he's at home with the
poor little sicklies.
i'm starting to make my desk my own....
i find the whole concept both ridiculous yet comforting..... its wierd.
but i like that i have a little space that is mine ... but mostly i think i like that i get a chance to decorate something
the possibilities are endless...
i wonder if i could get a Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1058357543870174572003-07-16T22:12:00.000+10:002003-07-16T22:12:23.850+10:00i just realised my hands look like my mum's and like my grandmother's too..... though hers are quite old old old and cruddy.
but you know how when you're looking at magazines and all those hot bods.... like Madonna for example.... and she is hot and has this amazing toned and muscley body and then you look at her hands... and her face... and she really does see in her late 40's
well i think Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1058334751268995902003-07-16T15:52:00.000+10:002003-07-16T15:52:31.243+10:00this here is a story for all the fella's who try to do what our ladies tell us... get shot down for being over zealous then play hard to get to.....
what is the bit after that??!?!!?!?
help me?!?!?!
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1058264017706747432003-07-15T20:13:00.000+10:002003-07-15T20:13:37.683+10:00DON'T BLAME IT ON THE SUN-SHINE
DON'T BLAME IT ONT HE MOONLIGHT
DON'T BLAME IT ON THE GOOD TIMES
BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE!!!!!!!!
i've had several songs stuck in my head today.
so there was Micheal Jackson...
the big ones though were:
I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE
I KNOW WHAT THEY WANT
I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE
BOYS LIKE ME.
over and over andover.....
and the others were:
THE LITTLE SPANISH Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1057832759000739242003-07-10T20:25:00.000+10:002003-07-10T20:25:58.983+10:00I'VE GOT FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS
I'VE GOT FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS
HAHHAHAHHAAA
actually i don't.... not by a long shot.... but i'm about to go into about that more debt coz
I"M GETTING A SCOOTER!!!!
LALALLAAlallallal i'm getting a scooter!!!
so its all on the go!
in other news my dog Io is in heat. so that's always fun....
its like PMS that lasts for about 2 weeks. she's moody and Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1057756525043915842003-07-09T23:15:00.000+10:002003-07-09T23:15:25.020+10:00so now its wednesday night... something i'm actually quite happy about.. coz tomorow is thursday then there's only friday before its the weekend
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
it was yet another BORING day at the ...i really can't think of a term to describe the BLA it is.
its weird coz the day goes by quite quickly.....but in my head its dragging by.
i didn't go to work yesterday.
on Monday night..... Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1057570723391218662003-07-07T19:38:00.000+10:002003-07-07T19:38:43.266+10:00ANCHOVIES ANCHOVIES YOUR SO DELICIOUS, YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE OF ALL THE FISHES!!!
I feel sick. i've just eaten the worst combo of food.
got home in a generally foul and exhausted mood.
couldn't be fucked cooking so made some satay mi goreng 2 minutes noodles. then i had some of those weird asian peanut whitebait snack things.... then a slice of bread with strawberry jam then a square of Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1057560106003049852003-07-07T16:41:00.000+10:002003-07-07T16:41:45.876+10:00i'm at work and i'm so freaking unamused. so bored in fact that i've managed to destroy my very manicured nails. i've picked off most of my nail polish....
but whatever...
i really want a scooter.
grrrrr
working 9-5pm has got to be the stoopidest thing ever invented.
as soon as July is over i'm never going to work this many full days in a row AGAIN!!!!!!! well not indoors anyway
working Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1057479824622249602003-07-06T18:23:00.000+10:002003-07-06T18:23:44.586+10:00well its sunday evening.... and although i did blog several times since thursday, for some reason they didn't post. stoopid computer.
so i guess i shall attempt to re-live those moments and give you the lo-down.
thursday was blablaba
friday was fairly blablabla too, the highlight being that i got my nails done after work. my technician is fairly hilarious.
she's young... like 19-20 ish andLauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1057208303755634202003-07-03T14:58:00.000+10:002003-07-03T14:58:23.556+10:00still aaat work. this blog thing is going to work out well.Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1057193114236536152003-07-03T10:45:00.000+10:002003-07-03T10:45:14.136+10:00i'm at work an just using the putes for blogging... it has begun!!!
i just wanted to tell you all a story about my ONCE AGAIN TRAGIC TRAIN TRIP TO WORK.
so anyway as we were walking to the train station this morning this CRAZY asian guy was standing at teh top of the ramp with his hand out as if to shake your hand and laughing and talking to matt saygin stuff like " hahahahaha you have to go Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1057140424521097892003-07-02T20:07:00.000+10:002003-07-02T20:27:43.186+10:00oh wait.
the whole morning that we were sitting through our lessons on how to do our job.... all i could think about was this totally stoopid tought.
you know how back in the day when men were gentlemen....and when they met a lady they would take her hand and kiss it...
and i was wondering how and why that became acceptable.
and who started it and why did it spread?
like seriously... think Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1057140128978815092003-07-02T20:02:00.000+10:002003-07-02T20:29:15.683+10:00I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIRED>
i'm so over this 9-5 thing.
i hate it that it takes me an hour to get home when IF I HAD A SCOOTER (matt i hope your paying attention) i could be home in like 10 minutes.
and i wouldn't have to sit at the train station breathing in second hand smoke....
WHY WON'T SMOKERS JUST DIE ALREADY???????????/
some people think my anti-smoker views are perhaps Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1057056913668455112003-07-01T20:55:00.000+10:002003-07-01T20:55:13.480+10:00so i have some stuff called 'Lindauer fraise'
its pretty gross.
its like a crappy champagne and strawberrry.
so today was the second day at my new job.
yesterday sucked ass.
i was so going to quit.
the whole office thing is a bit much for me.
our training is pretty boring.
they mostly keep putting us with our "buddy".
my buddy is this guy called 'CHRIStopher'
he has big big curly froLauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1057052938660821952003-07-01T19:48:00.000+10:002003-07-01T19:48:58.503+10:00well well well... i'm sooooooooooo fucking exhausted.
but first i want to tell you a story about an apple.
ages ago... and seriously i mean ages ago... like at least 2 months ago....yeah actually i can tell you exactly when it was... 16th May 2003.
i bought some apples. they a new variety of apple and i totally LOVED THEM the variety is called ORIN.
the little sticker ont he apples says "Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1056861523133228602003-06-29T14:38:00.000+10:002003-06-29T14:38:43.026+10:00having a very very lazy day.
had such a good nights sleep... prolly the best sleep i've had in months...
we were going to get up early and do house cleaning.... but so far all we've mnaged is a few laods of washing.
its cold and rainy outside...so inside in my fluffy dressing-gown with puppies snuggled up under my legs is a great place to be.
we;re just watching some Buffy. watching the end Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1056782000601325762003-06-28T16:33:00.000+10:002003-06-28T16:33:20.530+10:00DULL SOULESS DANCE MUSIC
matt is giving the puppies a bath.
they hate having baths.
Matt and i got up early (well early for a saturday) and went out to Bridge rd. i was going back to get my t-shirt, but he sold it on thursday and said he's getting another one in for me for tomorrow....
but we found this reall cool jumper for matt. it's really cool.
then we went over to Smith St. we were Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1056721427348236192003-06-27T23:43:00.000+10:002003-06-27T23:43:47.313+10:00i'm not coping very well.
i just wrote the biggest rant of my life.... possblely the most important thing i've written (important to my personal sanity) and it disappeared.
it published as an error message.
i don't think i can handle this at the moment.
i've been in tears for the last hour and a half.
just sitting here typing and quietly sobbing over my laptop.
how can this shit keep Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1056718563067094492003-06-27T22:56:00.000+10:002003-06-27T22:59:36.000+10:00Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1056710288982856312003-06-27T20:38:00.000+10:002003-06-27T20:38:08.956+10:00so today's antics.
not much to tell.
hey o got a new mobile phone last weekend. did i mention that??
NEC e606.
i have been using it mostly for takig pics and videos. its so cool.
oh....so after work i went into the city,
went to lincraft and bought a pattern for making coats for the dogs. when we go to the park for runs they get really cold and wet. especially Io. i am going to make Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-1056708926198538872003-06-27T20:15:00.000+10:002003-06-27T20:15:26.176+10:00its a big BIG BIG Friday night at my house!! it's not even 8pm and Matt is already asleep
big days for everyone.
Matt got a payrise!! and it was my last day at the markets
so anyway let me do my thursday back-blog...
it started like any other day ... :)
matt went into work early and Anf and I took the tram intothe city, i got off at the markets and anf went into the city to do some Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-959809452003-06-25T00:07:00.000+10:002003-06-25T00:07:07.890+10:00just quickly,
don't you freak out that so many people are reading your blog?
its kina bizarre.
but that's besdie the point...
today at the markets, my cousins cousin appeared.
she's in town for a few days and was shopping. anyway, her name is veronica. she has a sister called charmaine.
these girls are absolutely gorgeous
when i was younger i always had a bit of a thing for them.....not Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-959802532003-06-24T23:42:00.000+10:002003-06-24T23:42:48.943+10:00well well well
i am fairly tired actually....
worked today and my perfume dude boss offered to sell me the business.... hows that for a spanner in the works?
so i'm still tossing and turning and stressing about my decisions.
i just have this feeling that i am going to regret leaving this job.
but whatever.
blablablabla i'm so over worrying about it all the time.
so my brother is here...Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-959157972003-06-23T00:38:00.000+10:002003-06-23T00:38:36.326+10:00did i tel you about the 2 gorgeous goth girls standing on the corner this morning??
there were wearing fishnets long boots and very short school girl skirts.
very cute
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-959157512003-06-23T00:36:00.000+10:002003-06-23T00:36:35.293+10:00i believe this brings us to sunday... today.
got up early..played with new phone some more. finished putting in all the new numbers etc
went to safeway in my pjs coz i had to buy new washing up gloves and crumpets and eggs
i have bought 3 paris of washing up gloves int he last 2 weeks.
the first pair were those fangdangly new ones...they wre really good but their small size was too big on meLauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-959153192003-06-23T00:15:00.000+10:002003-06-23T00:15:38.153+10:00ok saturday got up early....mostly coz i went to bed early/
did a few house things and then headed into the city to do some shopping.
got a new skirt adn a new top and a NEW MOBILE!!!
its so cool
check it out at 3 its a NEC 606e
its one of those cool 3g phones.
you know the ones you can take photos witha nd take videos with and video calls and internet stuff.
matt tranfered a whole cd Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-959152162003-06-23T00:09:00.000+10:002003-06-23T00:09:30.926+10:00can i just say that i'm about to explode!!!!!!!!!!
i just wrote the most hugest blog and it got eaten EATEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mutherfucker
so i don't think i could bare to re-write it all
but it was all quite brilliant
but i'm watching a fish called wanda so i guess i could give it a go.
but i think i'll do it in reverse order this time
so i will start with tonight.
so...i'll go backt o Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-959137032003-06-22T22:24:00.000+10:002003-06-22T22:24:44.156+10:00i'm a few days worth of blog behind schedule.
its not that i've been that busy, but i have been doing lots of stuff.
so thursday was my last blog.
on friday i did some laundry and then met up with Mik in the city.
we did a bit of shopping. he bought some shirts
then we met up with Hamish at his place and headed out for some food..... but ended up on the top of Rialto tower. i love it up Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-958253922003-06-19T23:02:00.000+10:002003-06-19T23:02:34.903+10:00no actually i am not finished.
next door's flat is soooooooooo vile.
seriously.... we were out int hte hall for like 5 minutes and i smell like i've been out clubbing all night.
not to mention is incontinent cat and thewretching stench that creates.
i want to move ASAP>
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
i'm such an angry little girl
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-958253032003-06-19T22:59:00.000+10:002003-06-19T22:59:08.683+10:00ok. i'm over the puta thing
i have other news.
firstly. i think i somehow forog to mention that i went to daylsford on monday. or did i?
anyway i did, with katy.
it was cool.
did the whole mineral aerospa bath thing. had pela mud, roseotto oil and frankencense oil.
it looked like a giant bath of black tea.
check the links for pics.
my other news is that we went to the premiere of Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-958245422003-06-19T22:23:00.000+10:002003-06-19T22:23:25.746+10:00well i can't remember much about what day it actually is. although i know its thursday.
yesterday was wednesday and i worked at chiminea shop. it was boring but i did get to watch the rest of this seasons of The sopranos.
for those of you watching it.... its good.
really good.
but also the funniest thing happened to my laptop...and by funny i mean i'm so angry i could spit.
i turned it onLauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-957480942003-06-17T20:00:00.000+10:002003-06-17T20:00:11.986+10:00g'day
i've had a shit-hole of a day.
wait..that doesn't describe the crapness of the day....
there were tears... there was crying and sobbing and general unhappiness.
why was i so distraught...coz i am so torn about the whole job vs job thing STILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i feel so sick in my stomach.
i still haven't told the perfume dudes that i have this new job...or htat i've Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-956843592003-06-15T23:52:00.000+10:002003-06-15T23:52:48.000+10:00oh. does anyone have pics of the fire that burnt down hillary's boat harbour?!?!?
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-956843532003-06-15T23:51:00.000+10:002003-06-15T23:51:50.106+10:00i have had a great night.
great day even.
katy and stacey have been reall lovely house guests. in fact it has been really fun.
we went to lunch at shanghai dumplings and then caught the house and carriage (the really fancy carieage that looks like a royal fancy thing) to the vic markets.
we split up for a while. I bought some new underwear and a new coat. my coat is chocolate brown andLauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-956587502003-06-14T22:01:00.000+10:002003-06-14T22:01:36.860+10:00hey did you all check out the link to the photos i took under the bolte bridge?? check out the links on the side thingoLauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-956586632003-06-14T21:54:00.000+10:002003-06-14T21:59:26.000+10:00ok, first of all YAY FOR ME!!!! coz i got the job at the credit union place!! start on the 30th June!!
i'm pretty excited about the whole thing actually.
so we've stepped up the search for a place to buy. and it has become ever more evident that looking for a place to buy Sux Ass!!
not for any good reason, its just that everything is either really really spense or its the right pirce and Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-956076362003-06-13T08:51:00.000+10:002003-06-13T08:51:00.180+10:00 my interview is in 2 hours.
Dave sent me an email....which has made me feel better.
i am just going to go do my best to get this job.... and hopefully it will be the right thing to do....
as i always say " it always works out in the end."
which it always does, one way or another.
so anyway, as i was waking up this morning i remembered something from yesterday that i had somehow managed to Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-955878172003-06-12T23:04:00.000+10:002003-06-12T23:04:01.760+10:00hello hello
well its almost a week since i last logged a blog.....but the truth is that i have blogged and the stupid blogger ate it instead of posting it.
i'm having a fairly bizarro week.
have had house guests and trauma and blablabla all week.
my folks left on monday morning....i miss them. It was really nice to just hang out with them and stuff.... my dad bought me someslippers that are Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-953637182003-06-06T19:25:00.000+10:002003-06-06T19:25:49.753+10:00today is my good friend dave's birthday! he's almost an official old bastard :)
so he's now 28.
and this is a Happy Birthday Blog for Mr smiling Dave!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!!!!
for those of you who haven't had the pleasuer of meeting Dave, he's tops.
he's really tall and big and yet cuddly and cute!
when you hug him it feels like your hugging a giant. you can snuggle in under his arm and Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-953618772003-06-06T17:49:00.000+10:002003-06-06T17:49:22.183+10:00well so ends another week. and i have done NOTHING
literally.
i didn't work all week....but i did go to a job interview and they did seem suitably impressed and i did get a second interview for next week.
so i am very very pleased with things.
my folks were here for a few days and will be back from tasmania tomorrow arvo.
brock and marie-anne and adele arrive tonight and are staying with Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-953488962003-06-06T10:27:00.000+10:002003-06-06T10:27:26.060+10:00HI, I have put together a music quiz...yesterday's lost song antics got me in the mood.
I will score all the email that comes back...and then who ever gets the highest score will get a secret present in the mail! you have til Monday to play. No internet cheating!
1. Name the Perth band which contains the 3 Maz brothers. (5 point)
-name the Maz brothers (3 points)
-what's their mother known Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-952578162003-06-04T08:58:00.000+10:002003-06-04T08:58:00.556+10:00well i have been busy touristing up a storm the last few days.
but right now i am at home with my friendly plumber who is fixing my kitchen tap...
and i went in to check up on him and guess what i saw???? PLUMBER"S CRACK
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
i so wish i had camera eyes!
damn that would be cool.....
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-951354902003-06-01T10:29:00.000+10:002003-06-01T10:29:26.886+10:00so that brings us to sunday morning....
my parents arrived at 6.30am.
they caught a taxi to our place so we didn't have to get up which was really very considerate!
looking forward to hanging out with them
Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-951354362003-06-01T10:27:00.000+10:002003-06-01T10:27:05.086+10:00saturday was an interesting day.
got up at 6am to get ready to be at laverton by 7am
we got there and joined a queue of about 100 other cars lining up to get in....
we were totally gobsmacked!
there were so many people!!
so many cars
so the line of cars went very slowly...so slowly that it took nearly an hour to get into the market place, and when we did it was full! it was really hard toLauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-951347542003-06-01T09:55:00.000+10:002003-06-01T09:55:25.760+10:00friday was fairly dull...
nothing much happened....cept i did get to pick up my own perfume stick FINALLY!!!!!!!!
so if anyone need perfume, let me know!!
friday night matt and i went to highpoint to buy stuff for creating our stall for saturday coz we were going to go sell perfume at teh laverton markets.
so we did that organised everyting and went to bed early....very dull dayLauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-951346942003-06-01T09:52:00.000+10:002003-06-01T09:52:14.636+10:00it has all been go the last fe days...
i had a substantial day on thursday....substantial in that it was exhausting and stressful....
work was really really boring... the i had an thing to do that required walking from the markets along queen street up bourke street along william to little collins to do the errand then continuing down william to collins then dwon collins to elizabeth then up Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5387040.post-949905252003-05-29T00:43:00.000+10:002003-05-29T00:43:41.200+10:00i'm so dumb... i thought yesterday was thursday.
but it wasn't.... it was wednesday
buggerLauranoreply@blogger.com